poptart

another way to describe a poptart can be done by using one word, Kinjal.

hey look at this Kinjal (poptart) that i found on the floor, let me throw it in the garbage.

by poppytart May 29, 2008

Poptart Effect

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".

Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."

by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

poptart

a poptart is a sandwich

my poptart was a great sandwich

by the frsh god June 19, 2021

Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.

"I love you, poptart!"

by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 13, 2018