When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
Get the poptart condommug. v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
by fanOFcake December 7, 2011
Get the poptartmug. When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart
“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”
by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. by Kate waters May 2, 2020
Get the Poptartmug. When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy
Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.
by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025
Get the Strawberry poptartingmug. by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019
Get the poptart ass niggasmug. This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
Get the Chernobyl Poptartmug.