Babysitter: Dang? What did you feed this boy? He has been nothing but a poopertrooper all day!
Parent: Chili?
Parent: Chili?
by Pinky,the original, not the one with the crazy defs December 20, 2004
Get the poopertrooper mug.A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
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by AndyLubrdt February 3, 2007
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It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
I got nothin'.
by larstait October 28, 2003
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Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper
Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper
Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!
by Pooper-duper July 16, 2007
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The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.
The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.
The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.
The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.
Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.
Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.
Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.
by ascrivner May 19, 2009
Get the Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce. mug.When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.
You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"
Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"
Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005
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