The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)

Yes, I am a true pole vaulter!

Pole Vault by Katie February 9, 2005

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Pole smoker

1. One who provides a liberal helping of human saliva. Typically this person is of the male sex, wrapping his lips and tongue around the genetalia of another male.

Vin Diesel is a polesmoker

Pole smoker by Robert "Thrax" Hallock October 27, 2002

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Pole Hand

a: In pole dancing, the dancer's strong arm; the primary source of supporting her body weight on the pole. Usually the arm located highest on the pole.

b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.

"He tried to pull the pimp hand shit on me but I gave the mouthy prick the pole hand right back, and he shut the f@*% up."

Pole Hand by Court Reporting March 27, 2006

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Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

Pole Troll Patrol by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

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