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What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.
Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"
by campos laney jones March 19, 2009
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pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''
by BeckiBbz December 14, 2006
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Hokey Pokey

Not the kids song, Actually when a hard cock goes 'in out, in out' of a hot girl's pussy, and then you pull out and 'shake it all about'
Person 1: Man, me and Olivia just did the Hokey Pokey!
Person 2: Aww nice congrats!, how was it?
Person 1: Dry.
Person 2: ...
by December 18, 2024
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pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020
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The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.
"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"
by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016
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Pokey Thingy

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas
"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"
by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024
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Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.
"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."
by glorbizorb January 17, 2020
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