perth

Its a place in Scotland, Australia just stole the name, should be called FakePerth
Perth Is Freezing, we have a river not a beach. =

Person1:You dont like in Uk
Person2: Yes i do I live in perth
Person1: Thats in Australia
Person2: Its In scotland, australia stole it.

by Ailz March 28, 2008

pertrieved

scottish - to be scunnered; fed up

They've got me pertrieved at the whole football association.

by daifu May 27, 2008

Pertenk

One per ten thousand (one per-ten-k). 1% of 1%.

If we split it 80 ways we'll each get 125 pertenk.

by Three Couches July 22, 2011

Pertwindif

A sexual act, with twins, one of which is sitting on your face while you are eating her out. While this is going on the other twin is riding your dick and of course the twins are making out with each other completing the Pertwindif triangle of enjoyment. There are multiple variations of this sexual act such as the blumpkin-pertwindif or the cosby sweater-pertwindif.

Dude i'm going to pertwindif the shit out of the those twins. Literally.

by The phantom penetrator September 21, 2012

Pertl

noun. To have a bird-cage shaped chest. Extremely skinny shest with ribs showing. Famine-like chest.

Chris went through a bad famine in North Korea, he has a Pertl.

by RGThree April 21, 2013

pertictimeny

Being both incredibly hung over and drunk at the same time.

After another big night the young man was feeling quite pertictimeny and hoped the next beer would make him feel better.

by glorydaze July 23, 2016

Perto

Makes mistakes when writing on Skype through mobile

Example: Oh, he.she did a perto typo there :D

by snowwhite_sg June 6, 2016