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pity yes

A "pity yes" is the expression of half-hearted consent a woman gives to a man's request for a date. It's a "yes" to a request for a date, but not one with enthusiasm. A man can evoke a pity yes with the look on his face, or by asking a woman out in a novel way.
Ack! You can't ask someone out over IM! You always have to ask out someone at least via phone. You're much more likely to get a pity yes. Then, if you make a good impression, you turn that into a real yes!

If you're nervous, ask over the phone. You can call for the explicit purpose of asking out. In person, it's hard to find time to mention it. It's awkward to manufacture an encounter just to do it. And it has to be at the end; you can't get shot down and continue that conversation.
by Moggraider July 1, 2009
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pizzy

the ultimate in cool, doesnt get any cool, cooler then fo shizzle
that pizzy sho is fiiiine
by anna February 10, 2004
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Pity

Pity is 'thinly veiled hostility'.
by dontknowhim August 17, 2009
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pity blowjob

A ptty blow job is given when your girl wont fuck you, but you wont take no for an answer so after begging she offers you a blow job to shut you up. But its not a regular blowjob its a bullshit cover up for her lack of sexual drive
Not even cumming all over her face would make the pity blow job feel satisyfing
" Babe im horny lets fuck !" " No im sick i dont feel good, how bout a pity blowjob" " Na id rather go watch 60 minutes!!!"
by a sexually frusterated man December 28, 2009
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Pity Text

Text sent to ease conscience. Usually consisting on random statement or general question.
"Don't send me a pity text"

Examples of text

"How's ur day?"

"Hope all is well"
by Hypurr February 18, 2010
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pity cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.
That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!
by Murderface November 21, 2013
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pitzer

A word used to describe pizza by a dumb ass mass hole with a yin n yang tattoo
Guy - "hey guys come get some pizza"
Juice- "im from massachooshitzz i love pitzer"
by Purdy Juice October 10, 2017
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