The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

by AYB May 21, 2003

Layin the pipe

Engaging in sexual inercouse. Having Rough sex

"Damn he must be a plummer! Look at the way hes layin the pipe!"

by Disco Thunder Dunk August 22, 2006

pipehead

someone who smokes crack in a pipe, as opposed to lacing a cigarette with it.

people who smoke primos think they are better than pipeheads, but they are still smoking crack.

by fatfreddy January 23, 2008

Suck Pipe

A verbal cut down that takes the place of Suck my dick or suck it.

Wade, Suck Pipe.

by R Hess January 16, 2009

california pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, then drying it out in the hot-summer drought, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an california pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by DoctorPentakill April 29, 2015

West Yorkshire Pipeline

When someone takes a dump and their friend runs in, sits on their lap and then shits through their legs.

I just west yorkshire pipelined my girlfriend

by Shite Power October 16, 2012