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picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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Pinicius Jr.

A glorified brazilian Dele Alli who can do nothing but score tapins and run fast. 30-year old Neymar benches him in the Brazilian national team.
-Did you see Pinicius Jr.'s tapin last night?
-Yeah, and he went to dance in front of the fans. He thinks he's Ronaldinho
by The5YardBoxMerchant September 16, 2022
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Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.
'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais
by see see July 5, 2004
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Pining

When a man is separated from his love either by distance or break-up. The man heart is so lonely and whilst thinking of his love, a tear or two comes to his eyes.
The Greek man was pining for his beloved Pakistani girl. His random thoughts of her (stroking her hair, looking in her big brown eyes) would bring him to a place of utter contentment.
by ctwoman April 28, 2012
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Pifkin

A poopy ass hair on or around the anus.
I was doing this girl doggy style and she had a bunch of pifkins.
by Jesse Canton September 19, 2008
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pig pickin

A social gethering for rednecks. Usually consisting of a pig, beer & country folks. The pig is cooked on a "pig cooker" whole & sometimes made into bbq. (like as in chopped up pig with vinegar).
Hey yall, yall goin' to the pig pickin this weekend? We gonna have a keg & slaw & all that good shit!
by mrncporky May 1, 2006
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Apple Picking

A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.
Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013
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