purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs

I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there

by Batmans-sexy-self October 11, 2015

National Put your pillow in your fridge day

the 29th of May is the national put your pillow in your fridge day. So put your pillow in your fridge!

Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May

by Calypso Valdez Caleo! June 10, 2018

pillowcase

1. narcoleptic

2.A ditsy blond who acts like a three year old child.

3.A senior citizen who's addicted to fabric.

1.Granny turned into a real pillowcase.

2.look at that pillowcase sleeping at the wheel.

3.jennie is such a pillowcase she forgot her make-up again.

by Acid303404 May 19, 2005

body pillow

a lousy alternative to a girlfriend.

he pretended to make out with a body pillow, then crited himself to sleep.

by Youdontsmellbad April 24, 2004

Pillow Treatment

1.) When someone is so incredibly annoying or says something so douchbaggery-like that you want to take a pillow and hold it on top of their fucking face until you smother them.
2.) Number one treatment used for Oral Diarrhea, Word Squirts, or Verbal Incontinence of any kind.

3.) The Quietist way to kill off people or things that are a complete waste of space, totally socially inept, or just really really old.

1.) If she doesnt shut her fucking face on that blue tooth I`m going to give her the pillow treatment!

2.) That gorked out patient from that god-awful Nursing Home is back for the third time this week! She needs a pillow treatment STAT!

3.) If that peg-leg tart cart doesn't shut up about his stupid mother fucking dog, I am gonna give him the pillow treament!!

by khaleesi c/o Drogo June 28, 2011

couch pillows

A bizzare expression used by some people to describe the small, square cushions placed on a couch to enhance it's comfort and aesthetics, as opposed to the larger cushions which form the seat and are hence integral to the couch.

They're not "couch pillows", they're CUSHIONS. Pillows are what you rest your head on while you sleep, cry into when you're a teenage girl or bite when you get fucked in the ass - but only when the aforementioned events happen IN BED.

From Step Brothers (2008):

Richard Jenkins: "Dale sleepwalks too."
Mary Steenburgen: "Are you kidding me?"
Richard Jenkins: "I'm not. Look in the oven."
Mary Steenburgen: "What's in the...couch pillows?"

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

cool as the other side of the pillow

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

by Nick D October 20, 2003