2 definition by Acid303404

1. narcoleptic

2.A ditsy blond who acts like a three year old child.

3.A senior citizen who's addicted to fabric.

1) Inpotent cronic i.e. weed / marajuana containing a low THC count

ex: I ain't smokin' this shwag! Bleugh!

2) Many plundered treasures of significant value stolen and collected for a long time before being called "shwag"

ex: I going to steal this guy's sweet bag of shwag!