Pilgrog

A fond memory from years gone by, often described as being nostalgic, or from your childhood.

I have so many pilgrogs of Christmas with my family.

by Jillian Bell November 30, 2023

Pillory

a wooden frame for public punishment having holes in which the head and hands can be locked

I will lock you in the pillory.

by odlenirA July 1, 2024

Pilgrim

A person who existed not so long ago. In a Mysterious land... of Toronto, Canada. They were dating a High Schooler.

Pilgrims live in the Mysterious land...Toronto, Canada

by Random_Bulgarian_Man November 17, 2024

Pilgramoons

A trip, usually involving walking for a while, to a Wetherspoons.
Most commonly used when suggesting spending an evening in spoons, or when moving from a more expensive pub/venue to a cheap spoons one, where you will spend a large chunk of the evening.

Person A: "Pilgramoons??!"
Person B: "Yeah I'll go on a Pilgramoons!"

Person A: "We're going on a Pilgramoons, want to join?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'll come Spoons"

by TheDurbz March 11, 2026

piggorgon

PigGorgon is a bureaucratic enforcer of hivemindidioms in GorgonWars, characterized by its rigid imposition of linguistic and ideological conformity. Unlike other Gorgons who unconsciously perpetuate idioms, PigGorgon institutionalizes them, ensuring that deviation is met with active suppression. This figure operates through legalistic justification, presenting its enforcement as "reasonable moderation" or "necessary oversight," even when it contradicts broader principles such as free speech. PigGorgon relies on hivemindidioms to rationalize its actions, dismissing contradictions by invoking overarching values while preventing genuine dialectical engagement. Emotional authority plays a key role in PigGorgon logic, where subjective feelings, such as personal offense, become the basis for determining what is acceptable discourse. This reliance on personal sensitivity rather than reasoned debate allows PigGorgon to frame ideological policing as a neutral or benevolent act. In its strongest form, ManBearPigGorgon, this entity not only enforces idioms but actively eradicates deviation, ensuring total submission to the prevailing linguistic and ideological structure.

bro 1: isn't it funny how there is an archetypal similarity to how piggorgon actually look?

bro 2: nah man its just a coincidence, but yeah i guess it is funny.

by cyberphunkisms February 16, 2025

Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011