Piledrive

To charge penis first into a woman'should vagina

Man I piledrived that chick so hard last night

by Wanted4Apollo January 30, 2017

tombstone piledrive

A sexual position in which the taker lays down on their back or stomach on a bed. The giver then drives there penis into the takers hole(s). The headboard is the tombstone so therefore, their head will be rammed into the headboard (tombstone). Thus, the Tombstone Piledrive

I Tombstone Piledrived Kacee last night. I busted her skull open

by TheRedneckBully November 17, 2013

Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.

They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.

by bjmike April 27, 2010

pile driver

Ellen Degeneres thinks that having a partner of this occupation is the secret to having daily sex.

"Ladies, get yourself a pile driver!"

by RawRawGirl March 3, 2008

Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.

A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”

Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”

by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

pile driver

The penis. Often used in reference to sodomy.

I whipped out my enormous pile driver and rammed it into my boyfriend's tight ass.

by Sue de Nimes June 26, 2005