69 degree penetrator 

A measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a compass, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.

I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality

69 degree penetrator by Quick Scoping Fgt April 22, 2015

Taxation without penetration 

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.

My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.

Taxation without penetration by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face 

An insult worthy of anyone...trust me.

You gave me syphilis you Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face!!

Double-Penetration-Dildo-Face by ohnoyourmomsmyhoe February 28, 2011

nostril penetration 

(noun) The act of inserting a finger within one of the opening (naris) of one's nose with the apparent intent of removing mucus (otherwise known as picking one's nose) esp. when done in public.

A term derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

OMG, do you see what Jerry is doing in that Taxi cab? He seems to be picking his nose.

Maybe, or he's just scraching his nose since I didn't see any nostril penetration.

nostril penetration by harmless drudge June 9, 2011

Double penetration 

When two penii enter a bodily orifice.

That whore got some double penetration last night motherfucker.

Double penetration by DigBickBarry September 25, 2018

Putlocker and Penetration 

To invite a girl/boy round to watch putlocker as neither of you can afford netflix or amazon and/or cannot find a good film. However whilst watching the film penetration happens. This is alike its brothers: Netflix and Chill and Amazon and Anal.

Dave: Hey, wanna come over for some netflix and chill?
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration

Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue

Putlocker and Penetration by JoshBurgerAndFries May 6, 2018

deep tongue penetration 

A procedure performed by tongues of dimensions 5 inches or longer where the G-spot is stimulated until the point of orgasm

It can also be a term used for food.

"I just finished performing deep tongue penetration on my icecream and now my tongue is numb ," squealed Lucy.

deep tongue penetration by Lester the molester6969 April 8, 2018