Peasant

A poor person who is unhappy & complains about their life & world problems but does absolutely nothing to improve their situation, they believe everybody is entitled to something simply for existing, they also believe people who have worked hard to surpass the 99% of the world in wealth should give it all away because it's not fair they actually became successful from working hard

Peasant: "The government needs to send more stimulus checks & all billionaires need to donate all their money to end world problems instead of holding the government responsible for their unnecessary spending"

Guy 1: What did he say?
Guy 2: Oh nothing, just the typical peasant opinion

by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022

Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Peasant

they are number 4 in 4 squares. They must dance or will become cherry bombed or teacuped or mr all about the angles. If you are not in CPA or 6-4 this is probably gibberish and you wont understand. I am hermiones friend and the king sometimes queen of the peashants.

Me:DANCE PEASANT
Peasant: *trys to do the side side*
Me: DIE PEASANT

by Queen Of All Dancing Peasants November 28, 2016

Peasant

Person of low social status more commonly a bottom feeder or unemployed bum as Australians ever so graciously like to address them as such.

Ddubs you peasant, Don't call my boy Swell a peasant ya bloody pelican!

by Nick_richard22 February 6, 2021

Peasant

The most intelligent, beautiful and humble creature of existence. Often thought to be known as lower class or lack of skill but, in all actuality a peasant’s original meaning is to surpass all others and be far more superior.

“Wow, that peasants got it”

by Ghost6787 June 28, 2021

Appeal to Peasant

This is a Fallacy you commit automatically if you’re a peasant who is either unemployed, broke or makes nothing a hour. What this means is that with this fallacy attached to you, you will never have any meaningful things to say, you’re arguments will always be illogical and you have no rights, only because you have committed this fallacy.

“Hey! Are you broke as fuck?”
“Yes, unfortunately”
“You’ve committed the APPEAL TO PEASANT Fallacy!”
“Nigga, what the fuck is that!?”

by The Big Man2646 December 26, 2024

Peasant

Any person who makes less than 250k a year (500k a year for family)

“You are a stupid peasant. You have stupid peasant ideas on how the world works”

by Poorpeoplemakemelol July 18, 2022