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Patch Pirate

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.
"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."
by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008
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pathogen

A pathogen is an organizm , a virus, or a protein that causes disease
There is a pathogen in my body that is causing me to have the flu.

Don't worry your immune system will take care of that
by I'm da bomb bihh September 20, 2016
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WET PANCHO

When a man spreads his naked butt cheeks and presses his asshole into a sleeping persons mouth and rips a huge wet fart, leaving speckeld reminants of poop in the persons mouth and on their lips.
When Veazy was sleeping on Franks couch, Tuttle gave him a wet pancho and his breath smelled so bad when he woke up, so he ate some del taco out of the garbage.
by Henning April 12, 2004
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Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007
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Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
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Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.
“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”
by NTW Prick January 31, 2019
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Patchism

A wise saying coming from M. Patch
Today's Patchism is...
by shADDer2770 January 13, 2010
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