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Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.
Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!
by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011
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Asian parents

fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.
asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?

Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.

white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?

asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
by asian parent hater March 26, 2009
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Unionville Parents

just a bunch of mercedes drivin, crossant eatin, dog wielding, fur coat wearing, McMansion livin bitches
by kennettisawesome January 14, 2009
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Word up, parents?

What you say to your parents when you're trying to be cool. You know you do it.
Word up, parents? You better be washing my dishes!
by ArctixFawx November 13, 2011
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Asian Parents

There are many types of azn parents, some are better than others
few of em have no idea how to govern their children. Asian mom's are commonly housewives. They are strict on different levels. Likely to limit electronics. Usually has other korean mom's who they socialize with & get advice and also compare their children semi-competitively to competitively with other children. Azn dad's are usually intelligent but nevertheless strict. Often work long work hours.
they don't want their children(when they become adults) in sub-par locations. Their strictness is in most cases, derived from wanting you to become successful. Doctors are a common choice for parent recommendations for occupations which is statistically a good option
Strict n kind ones are probably the best. They get ticked if you get bad grades and yell but cool off soon. They give punishments (typically a ban from games or other electronic device) to teach you a lesson but it works! at least if they aren't super overly aggressive. More often than not, they use more "disciplinary action" at young ages to build things into children as they grow. Some mom's in this category want their children to be stylish and reflect it.
The abusive ones mindlessly (or maybe not, thinking it'll do SOME good) physically beat their children, hoping they will rule under fear but more often than not, it just makes the child depressed and want to escape their life at home.
Asian Parents are the best! ....when they don't beat you.
by theaznkid August 5, 2011
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Parets

Hockessin slang for cigarette; so dubbed because of the chain-smoking band conductor of AI duPont Highschool.
Person 1: Yo, nigga, lemme get get a coupla' dem Paretses you got there.
Person 2: Menthol, I assume.
by Mike Mahoney May 13, 2005
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the fairly odd parents

One of the very few in-between shows on Nick. That is, it is in-between pure genius and total bullshit. Sometimes, it can be side-splittingly hilarious. Other times, it can be the same pop culture crap that pollutes all other shows on nickelodeon. This goes with shows like Spongebob or All That.
person 1: did you watch The Fairly Odd Parents last night?
person 2: yeah, it wasnt that great, they had that fag from Nsync on there.
person 1: yeah, but the one after it was funny!
person 2: true, true.
by Lamb_OF_Dog May 17, 2006
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