planked

meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L

westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L

by Westside-SD-SB August 13, 2010

panyed

idiot, pilock, tosser, fool, dave?
comonly used when speaking to someone who has gone out and left their brains at home.

what have you done it like that for you panyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Gallimore January 29, 2004

Packed Lunch

When your mum shits in your lunchbox and sends you off to school

"Ooh I wonder what mummy's made me today... AAAARRRGHHHH A FUCKING STEAMING PACKED LUNCH"

by velvetcondor December 17, 2015

ponked

to be high on poppers while drunk on alchahol

maaaaaan i am ponked!!

by Tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 26, 2008

hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

by alan February 21, 2006

Punked

What Ashton Kutcher says that makes all the hilarious pranks he pulls on celebrities suddenly okay.

Police Officer: Ma'am you will have to work the rest of your life to pay off these fines.
Famous Celeb: MY CAREER IS RUINED!
Aston Kutcher: Haha you've just been punked!
Famous Celeb: Oh.. haha thats a good one.

by Rikkkkkkkki April 11, 2009