Pancake Shit 

When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".

My damn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down.....after a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling shit comin out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....

Pancake Shit by zuluwarrior November 29, 2009

Pancake Craving 

one of the most ruthless feelings a human can feel. a hole in your soul that can only be filled with pancakes. often comes when pancakes are unavailable.

-- I have a brutal pancake craving right now. I need pancakes now, or I will burn this mother down.

-- Is IHOP open?

-- yes.

-- where are my keys?

Pancake Craving by JerBearius January 8, 2010

Pancake Incision 

The idea originates from Chappelle's Show. It is slang for a woman who has no butt.

The butt is entirely flat as a pancake.

White Pixie: "What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt?" "Now that's what mom used to make." "Nice and flat!" "No cupping necessary." "The line starts all the way at the bottom." "It's not even a line." "Just a tiny incision if you will."

A: "Yo check that girl's ass out!"
B: "I don't know what you're talking about! She has a pancake incision."

Pancake Incision by 14th Street DC May 19, 2010

Pancake Math 

Noun
A mathematical subject far more complex than any other.

Ex.1 “You know that you’re good at math when you can do the pancake roof shingle formula”
“ I heard that if you can do it, they just let you into Harvard”

Ex. 2 “Calc? Smh, I’m in that pancake math shit.”
“Dude, he’s smart.”

Pancake Math by DownInAfrica August 27, 2020

pancake your yam sack

The process of converting a man's genitals into pancake-like objects by applying extreme force using a blunt object (i.e, one's foot).

Betsy said to Owen, "If you don't stay away from me you creep, I'll pancake your yam sack!"

pancake your yam sack by NatlTony August 1, 2008

pancake cock 

A pancake cock is where your dick is .5 inches long and at least 4.75 inches wide. Pancake cock are worst then choads and u don't want this nickname

Omg Shea G has a mega pancake cock.
Ryan I has such a pancake cock people put syrup on that shit

pancake cock by Pancake cock May 14, 2016

pancake faced 

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.

I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.

pancake faced by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010