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pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010
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paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.
I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.
by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005
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padoche

A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.
That car is a PADOCHE!
by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004
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Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.
I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.
by holly and georgia October 17, 2009
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paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.
"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"
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Pedocon

An ancient race of Transformers that likes younger Transformers. Often found transforming near school zones or apearing as a "sketch van".
Gene: "dude that van was totaly creep mode on that kia"..

Rob: "Dang bro, yea its totaly a pedocon".
by TXbredRJB April 18, 2012
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