Paula Abdul

A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.

Don't be a Paula Abdul! No one will like you!

by rockstar_64 May 10, 2008

Paula Deened

Being disrespected like you're someones NIGGER.

While dining at a fine restaurant, I could tell Jerome thought I'd Paula Deened him when I asked for more water and lemon.

by chirpr August 31, 2013

paula abdul

The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.

X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."

by P. Abdul March 29, 2005

paula deen

The most lovely lady one could ever hope to spend time with.
Star of "Paula Deen's home cooking" on the food network.
Mother of two grossies.
Chef who makes tasty treats that are bound to kill your heart.

Paula Deen: Hey y'all, I'm Paula Deen!

Paula Deen: Ahleev Ole!

by Paula Deen August 21, 2006

padua academy

an all girls school where lesbians frequently try to put down certain female students/athletes who refuse to satisfy their "womanly needs"..

Coach: you want to play? come in my office for a couple minutes (wink wink)
athlete: NO, i AM STRAIGHT!
coach: you're off the team.. wait no, you're expelled!

by theman February 23, 2005

paduan

Slovak for pussy

YOU CANT HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT THE PADUAN

by Xradx November 1, 2017

Paula Abdul

someone who needs to put on some real clothes and stops thinking shes 21...shes not!

she paula abdul shouldnt be on american idol...that WHORE! :-P

by Ketchup P. July 18, 2006