Penguin puke

If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out

Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke

by BigBallBetty February 13, 2019

Puke-Shit

This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.

"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"

by Haryazz December 12, 2003

puking python

vernacular for the male sexual organ. similar to a spitting cobra only greater in length and girth.

i don't think she's a snake lover, she saw my puking python and checked out!!

by footer October 18, 2006

puke in the soup

1. (n.) The final incident which causes one or more parties to give up on attempting to remedy a situation.

2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.

Dude! You totally just puked in the soup!!

Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.

by Ben Thayer December 24, 2010

puke-a-hontas

A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.

person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.

by Mrs. Meatball June 28, 2010

duke-and-puke

an especially fowl bowel movement that triggers an immediate and uncontrolled spew, typically into a toilet-side trashcan.

i must have eaten some bad tuna salad 'cause i had a duke-and-puke in the middle of the night.

by rickus July 25, 2006

puke on shit

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008