A place where you only go if you truly have to. You will know when you are in one once you see foaming hand soap smeared over the mirror and yellowed linoleum floor tiles, see all sorts of nazi references engraved into the stalls, and what looks to be water damage on the dotted Tbar ceiling. The division will smell either like a dead body was flushed down the toilet or will reek of cheap air fresheners that have a hint of laundry detergent. You will feel as if you were being watched as you never know who will peek out from under the stalls.
*stops at convenience store*
Dimitri: What are we stopping for?
Randy: I really have to go.
Dimitri: Dude its a public restroom, you might not come back
Randy: I will go anyway...
Dimitri: What are we stopping for?
Randy: I really have to go.
Dimitri: Dude its a public restroom, you might not come back
Randy: I will go anyway...
by Finbarre June 19, 2021
Get the Public Restroommug. Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!
by Moe92 September 2, 2009
Get the public pubesmug. The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom.
"Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."
OR
"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."
OR
"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."
by AdamZodiac January 15, 2010
Get the Public Washmug. Private parts belonging to your friend who will hook up with anyone.
Like public parks, but remain open at night time.
Like public parks, but remain open at night time.
Grace: "Girls, I must admit that after the Kappa party I may have stayed over in Thad's room."
Brianna: "You got up on that manslut's public parts??"
Brianna: "You got up on that manslut's public parts??"
by daltonjfk December 19, 2019
Get the Public partsmug. When someone you're interested in makes it clear that they are with someone else through affectionate public gestures.
I was flirting with him until he gave the girl who walked up to us public acknowledgement, and then I backed off.
by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010
Get the public acknowledgementmug. 1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.
2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.
2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.
1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"
2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!
Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"
2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!
Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"
by Bnacov March 28, 2008
Get the Public Privacymug. A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.
Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.
by The Lemon Merchant November 30, 2004
Get the public defenestrationmug.