jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.

The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.

by Boeh November 2, 2019

The point pleasant crab walk

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach

Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk

by Darth vapor 420 July 7, 2017

Dont send hate to that person please

Something that Youtubers say when they Include someone in their videos who is either being stupid, toxic or both, they for some reason say that to prevent cancelation on Twitter and not for the person's sake, which is kinda stupid and useless to say, and sort of annyoing.

Youtuber: *Completely destroys the toxic person
Youtuber: Dont send hate to that person please.
Me: I will pretend i didn't see that,

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- July 2, 2021

Please explain

The iconic war-cry of Australia's most lauded political idiot, Pauline Hanson.

Interviewer: Are you xenophobic?
Hanson: Please explain.

by Kwayera March 8, 2009

Please Advise

Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.

Dear jim,

I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send.

Please Advise.
John

by notGandalf February 12, 2013

guilty pleasure

Something that you love to do, but you just cannot admit that you do it.

Guy 1: "DUDE, you still watch Pokemon?"
Guy 2: "WHAT? NO! Ok, I do, its my guilty pleasure.

by carlsonmandude December 28, 2006

My Pleasure

The international phrase for ChickFilA. Used by workers that have short hair and glasses.

Thanks for the chicken
— My pleasure

See you later
— My pleasure

How are you?
— My pleasure

by AL0001 January 27, 2018