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playing tennis

A euthamism for sexual acts.
"Where are Chris and Will?"

"They're 'playing tennis' at the moment"

"eurgh!"
by spaceshipable April 18, 2010
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Playing Catch with the Devil

Where the hell is Mary Francis?

Locked in her room as usual. She's playing catch with the devil.
by Derrick Jeckson August 24, 2014
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playing roblox

The best feeling in the word especially when you win murder mystery
by Iam_notanooberton November 13, 2018
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playing puppet

"Dude stop playing puppet! No one wants to see your one man show."
by Tip McMahon January 16, 2006
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Playing the bench

When a man is wanting to date/have sex with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. The man is known as a 'bench player.'

The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.
John "You hear about Mike? He's got a hard on for Erin."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."
by Stardog Champion January 14, 2011
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Playing the gay card

Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.

Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.
"Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."

"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."

"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."
by kako July 29, 2008
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playing the pink guitar

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.
by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008
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