platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 15, 2020

Platyputi

Plural of platypus

Pronounced: plat-a-put-i

I heard that platyputi exist because a duck mated with a lonely and persuasive water-rat!

by Haiteku March 31, 2023

pladypuss

A male/female who is afraid to wear plaid.

Girl:Man..Rob would have looked funny in plaid
Boy:Too bad he is such a pladypuss...

by psycho-duck January 31, 2009

Platypusing

#1-Sneaking around or passing by.

#2-Scheming a secret plan to benefit oneself and harm or not help others.

#3-Unreasonable strutting by an ugly person.

ex- Johny has been platypusing around trying to peep in the womans bathroom.

ex- George. W. Bush has been platypusing the American Public for eight years.

ex- Tina has been platypusing in the nightclub for the whole evening, so the number of stiffys has hit a record low.

by I Made Word July 24, 2009

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry June 12, 2008

platapussonians

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

by Niciniah July 19, 2010

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008