Playing piano

A guy fingering a girl on each side while riding in a car.

John was playing piano with Kellie on his left and Kandis on his right.

by Julie271 December 5, 2019

Cleo Pignon

Very comfy comfort person.

“Cleo Pignon is very comfy”
“I know right!”

by cleoisverycomfy August 2, 2021

simply piano

The fucking worst sin of man that my tired eyes have ever had the suffering of bearing witness too, with there constant belittling of other piano teaching platforms, attempts at ANY sort of humour but leads to actual cringe infested wastelands, that stupid fucking attempt of being edgy but lack any balls to say anything truly gruesome and if I see that stupid fucking four eyed bastard I’m going to shove a piano key so far up his ass that he can play Beethoven with his own beating heart.

“Simply Piano is the best teaching app for complete piano Beginners!”

“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

shaving my piano

what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic

oh nothing I was just shaving my piano

by windows 2000 August 21, 2021

elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

by ched monk July 8, 2022

Piano

The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.

Despuesde las clases, yo voy a la clase de piano los jueves.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.

by DontStalkMeEverPlease February 8, 2012

upsidedown piano

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.

I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy

by Bikemaster October 24, 2012