Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.

Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.

by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016

Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Patti

Patti is someone who can appear to be quiet at first meet, but later if you get to know her she will turn out to be one of the greatest friends you'll ever have. She is funny and kind and really helpful! Sometimes too helpful...she loves to read and is very smart and most likely well-spoken. She is a pro at math and english and is a great tutor! Take some time to get to know her and you won't regret it! She is beautiful in a modely way, with a long body and pretty hair. When she REALLY laughs you can't help but laugh too.

-Who's the new girl?
-Oh, that's Patti.
-She looks so awkward...
-Yeah but wait til you get to know her! She's the best!

by gioa November 14, 2011

Supreme patty

A acne covered person who smokes weed and drinks lean, but still makes money off of it

Dude, that guy is such a Supreme Patty

by ChaQ May 9, 2018

Patty Smasher

An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, preferably Smirnoff, orange juice, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and sprite. To make one, fill a cup halfway full with pure vodka, then put in equal parts of the remaining ingredients until the cup is full. Ice cubes are also recommended. In a perfect Patty Smasher, the alcohol cannot be tasted; however, the drinks will get you highly intoxicated. One of these smashers will give you a nice buzz, more than 3 and you will be wasted. It does not kick in right away, but after you have finished them, the alcohol will kick in quickly. Patty Smashers are highly recommended for having a good night and waking up not remembering anything.

Patrick: Wow, you were so drunk last night! What did you do?
Michael: I can't even remember! The last thing I can remember is chugging my 3rd Patty Smasher!
Patrick: Wow! Those Patty Smashers are lethal!

by MKPM January 24, 2011

Pattz attack

When one suddenly cannot breath, feel one's legs, loses the ability to talk, or all of the above due to the thought or sight of Robert Pattinson (aka Edward Cullen from Twilight).

Pattz is an abreviation of Robert's last name: Pattinson.

Gracie: "OMG did you see Twilight the movie?!?!?!"
Janet: "Of course! I saw it 3 times on Friday!"
Grace: "Robert Pattinson is so hot that i had a Pattz attack in the theater."
Janet: "OMFGZ ME TOO!"

by PamGlam January 29, 2009

patty kane

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.

if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him

by werth October 29, 2009