paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.

He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

by panofantera June 22, 2010

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 27, 2011

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 June 10, 2012

Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

by bartholomew mexidankus January 07, 2019

Paint The Gate

To ejaculate outside and across the vagina before actual penetration has occured. Often caused by a partner or situation so arousing that the male cannot control himself.

Watching Heidi kneel and chow down on Shu-Wei made Andy so hot he just Paint The Gate with his juice all over her pussy lips...

by mark6321 July 01, 2010

Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen

I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night

by Rainman 2 July 24, 2012