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baby ostrich

The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.
Stephany said "Stop being such a baby ostrich and kiss me".
by Flipporama December 5, 2010
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ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight
He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!
by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013
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Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.
Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...
by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018
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ostrichsize

Ostrichsize (ös’trich-siz’) v
1. to stick one’s head in the sand
2. to take no notice of dating abuse

synonyms: ignore, disregard, avoid

antonyms: learn, look out, step up, speak out

For example: see www.reachma.org/pavenet
You know your friend is an a bad relationship. Their partner puts them down, tells them what they can do, who they can see, etc.

If you decide to do nothing about it, then you ostrichsize.
by Peers Against ViolencE April 3, 2009
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ostridge

an ostridge is when you dig a hole in the ground and put a bitches head in there and you rail the shit out of her with ur penis it can be done in the ass or the vagina it doesnt matter
joe gave jane the ostridge because she was being a bitch
by joe brown pimp king May 3, 2005
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ostrich

A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.
I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.
by John 1955s October 4, 2009
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Ostracist

Anyone who uses Ostracism to dispense the competition.
When I mispelled "Wikipedia" as "Wikpedia" the Wiktionary system administrator acted like an Ostracist by blocking my access and calling me a vandal and a troll.
by Paul Bunyun May 27, 2006
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