Phantom uh da Oprah

silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman

Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

I hope they cancel Oprah

A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.

From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.

Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

by da_wick3d_boi96 September 1, 2018

I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

by Crzycoco February 1, 2010

Oprahs dirty secret

A term used when an individual is keeping an innapropriate secret.

Oprah never told anybody about her secret, i heard it from her brother that she cut her nipples off and put them in a mason jar. i call it, Oprahs dirty secret.

by Noodle tickler July 21, 2019

oprah breakwind

When you have a long and gurgling fart just before you drop ass.

Was so hungover New years day, when I sat down on the shitter to donate my good morning dump I was also greeted with an Oprah Breakwind.

by thathandleisalreadyused&abused April 5, 2021

Cloning Oprah

One of many examples that can be used to describe taking a shit.

I spent an hour in the bathroom the morning. I was busy Cloning Oprah.

by Shaforkafor June 15, 2024