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story vomit

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.
by aussieankie November 25, 2013
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Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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vomit kicker

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.
While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.
by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005
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rockstar vomit

Waking up in bed with your face in a pool of vomit having thrown up your guts whilst passed out after a massive night.
I had to wash my bed sheets after having a rockstar vomit last night.
by Pirov April 4, 2009
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Hobo vomit

What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.
I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.
by Sexydimma June 19, 2021
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Purse Vomit

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.
I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.
by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011
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Mermaid Vomit

Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."
"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"
by BooBehr October 9, 2019
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