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america online

The spawn of satan. It is said that it was created in the searing depths of of hell by nazis and an old european guy who never wears pants.
Boycott america online, lest thee be shot and buried in ye olde ditch.
by cerealtitties January 11, 2006
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online bully

One who bullies online because they are too gutless to be a real bully in person.
In online forums, Sioux-cia has proved to be a real online bully.

In many blog areas, online bullies surface because they have nothing to do all day but surf the online forums and harass people.
by Shelley West November 4, 2007
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anarchy online

Anarchy Online is the most similar experience to real life that any MMORPG can produce.
Player 1: I'm very poor, Anarchy Online has a terrible economy!
Player 2: Alas, I am poor as well!
Elite player: STFU N00bs, d0n't B3g!!!
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very online

That very online person sure spends a lot of time on Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit. I'm sure they're awesome in real life.
by Sam Smithcook February 28, 2019
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online class

A class your lame guidance officers put you in when they mess up your schedule. You sit on the computer for hours, and basically slack off.

Also, you send people out to order pizza and get cake, so everything ends up well.
AP Psychology is a BALLIN online class, because you never do any work.

LARRY GET US ARTISAN BREAD FROM WALMART!
by M.C. Cullough February 8, 2007
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america online

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).
I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!
by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004
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Chronically Online

Any take that is so obscenely outside the realm of normal human discourse that it could solely happen in an internet echo chamber. The kinda take that you only hear on social media sites like reddit, where you can curate exactly who you're talking too, so you know that at any given moment, everyone agrees with your ridiculous take, thus enabling you to go even more insane.

Expect it to be coming from a dumbass 14 year old who's punching it in on their iPad, cause if they said it irl, their parents would smack them upside the head and then change the wifi password.

Not necessarily political, but often, and not necessarily on any side of any political group, but typically leftist or libertarian.
"Hey, child slavery should be legal, cause it's not the government's job to prevent it. I mean... it's still wrong and we should shame people for doing it, but let's legalize it. Just on principle."

"Oh my god, that was the most chronically online take I've ever heard, where'd you get that one, the Libertarian party of New Hampshire's twitter?"
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"Personally I think that it's absurd we allow men to give out the nobel prize, it just makes them solely choose advancements that benefit them. They should be exclusively for women or nonbinary people."

"FFS, I know that you heard that in a 400 reply twitter thread when you were scrolling through that app all day last night."
by U735 September 19, 2021
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