Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.
Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
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Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.
She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.
by Archieb September 13, 2023
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Cut me off

“But ya didn’t have the cut me off” JamesFloppa
by DaPussy_Slaya August 24, 2022
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Bonk me off

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
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Fuck me off

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .
by CurvaceousGorilla June 05, 2021
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vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway
My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter
by BigD__ February 04, 2023
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