A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hoganmug. The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 3, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Creampiemug. protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)
me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.
by brolife July 13, 2011
Get the pro-oatmealmug. When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Cream Piemug. by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021
Get the Oatmeal Cornbreadmug. by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
Get the Oatmeal creampiemug. When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 21, 2020
Get the Oatmeal cream piemug.