"I was just watching the olympics."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."
"What did you watch? Snowboarding?"
"No, the fagure skating competition."
by Olympicfan February 18, 2010

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.
Girl 1: How was the rink?
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.
by NotASkater January 24, 2009

True definition : 100% skateboarder without normal job or without a job still skating every fkn day and trying to survive with concrete surfing way,with empty bottle of beer,empty brain at 25 sometime psychiatric client and sidewalk surfin addicted.
by truesk8rat September 1, 2018

by Yarden Miller July 16, 2006

This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.
Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.
by Sonny Saint April 10, 2020

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com
It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)
It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)
by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009

I heard someone got $150 for doing a 24 inch long ollie off a kicker at that skate jam the other day
by zrko July 13, 2022
