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Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
by KJBB February 19, 2009
mugGet the Knob notchingmug.

Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"
Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.
by PewPewshots August 31, 2017
mugGet the Top notchmug.

Notch boy

You’re such a notch boy Zach brown, you big dumb bitch
by Notchboylover June 19, 2025
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Peep the notch

"Peep the notch" is the vaguer derivative of phrases like "peep the gram" or "peep twitter", in which you use to inform people to check out your most recent post on any of your social media accounts. This version of the phrase was popularized by Canadian body builder, @joeys.physique.
by YaBoyDaniel December 7, 2017
mugGet the Peep the notchmug.

Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.
Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

No thanks, please return to your work area.”
by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025
mugGet the Notch 8mug.

Notch

An insulting or ill-mannered term for somebody acting ignorantly and displays signs of being incoherent.
She completely forgot... she's such a notch
by GrandpaFlak May 26, 2018
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shy top notch

a freak who has to be broken out of their shell
"yeah she's a shy top notch"
by shshus April 3, 2022
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