The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.
She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.
by KJBB February 19, 2009

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

by Notchboylover June 19, 2025

"Peep the notch" is the vaguer derivative of phrases like "peep the gram" or "peep twitter", in which you use to inform people to check out your most recent post on any of your social media accounts. This version of the phrase was popularized by Canadian body builder, @joeys.physique.
by YaBoyDaniel December 7, 2017

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.
Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

An insulting or ill-mannered term for somebody acting ignorantly and displays signs of being incoherent.
by GrandpaFlak May 26, 2018

by shshus April 3, 2022
