The discharge of an aroused women that resembles the consistency of pudding vs the typical secretion of lady juices.
Sam usually keeps a napkin on hand when satisfying Bridget but since she stated her new diet Sam needs a spoon to get through that lady puddin.
by John MaKormick July 3, 2017
Get the lady puddinmug. Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.
"Scenario: Two people texting each other."
Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??
Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall
Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?
Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*
Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"
The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!
Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??
Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall
Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?
Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*
Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"
The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!
by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011
Get the Fountain Ladymug. When a lady needs to fart and it comes out very quietly almost like a little slight breeze than is almost undetectable to the human ear.
by Scottsmanusa June 18, 2016
Get the lady pootmug. by MaliOMali February 2, 2019
Get the Lady wienermug. a weston high school dance group that preforms baw$e steps to some sweet beats. ruined by amanda cowgill circa 2009, lady souljaz will hopefully recover one day.
yo did you check out thos sweet beats dropped by the lady souljaz at the assembly on wednesday?
you know it. i got dat 9 outta 10
you know it. i got dat 9 outta 10
by westonreppin November 11, 2010
Get the lady souljazmug. by Amalja July 10, 2011
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Get the lady chubmug.