Norwegian Kiss

When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.
-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.

-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.
by pea_body January 29, 2010
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Norwegian sock

To cover your feet in sperm forming a white 'sock'.
- John, have you got your Norwegian socks on again?
-Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wash!
by Pint? March 05, 2015
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norwegian stutter

noun: during a conversation, a women can't think what to say to another women to whom she wants to do norwegian things to.
I was on the phone with Birgit when my tongue failed me and sent me into a fit of norwegian stutter .
by zoepan February 05, 2005
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Corsican-Norwegian

Mixing Norwegians and Corsicans and creating Corsican-Norwegian can have very very serious consequences. It will create masters of the universe. They are by far the most awesome race in the universe.
- One of the reasons Doctor Who had to reboot the universe was because of the Corsican-Norwegians.

- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.

- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.

-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.
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norwegian milkshake

The act of having sex with a girl with a large pimple on her vagina and popping it,causing her pus to mix with your semen. then giving her oral.
I gave a girl a norwegian milkshake last night. It tasted gross
by piggyninjas March 20, 2012
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Norwegian Oral

In a norwegian oral the male partner fills his mouth with snow chilling it and as it begins to melt he goes down on his female counterpart.
I gave that girl a Norwegian Oral, I think I might have gotten frostbite in my mouth.
by 12pt March 10, 2011
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Norwegian Corkscrew

n. a drink made to wake up or energize a person after having little/no sleep/energy. Consists of a large energy drink and a shot of 5 hour energy. drink with caution, may cause rapid heart beat, sweating, and the bubble guts.
Dude, wake the f*** up, I've been driving for 8 solid hours, drink this norwegian corkscrew and get your a** behind the wheel.
by theycallmetoro September 29, 2011
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