Noah

Noah is a dick, plain and simple. Most Noah's are greasy bastards who bring nothing to the table besides being afraid of the sun. Even still, at least a Noah will open his basement to lan parties
Friend 1: "Has Noah washed his hair in the past week?"
Friend 2: "No I don't think he has"
by The Fox1488 July 28, 2019
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Noah is someone in your life when you meet them you are shook on how amazing that person is. He is amazing, sweet and not to mention hot! Sadly he Dosent realize it and underestimates him self. If you get to know a person like this I don’t know what your waiting for because ever since I met a noah my life has changed for the good. And it’s crazy to be able to meet this type of person in your life so don’t pass it up.... before he’s gone.
Omg did you see him that’s noah!

I heard he’s single so and a nice guy
by Jenoah0812 October 26, 2018
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sexy god what a dad lord he fucks all the hot chicks and has prolly fucked ur bitch multiple times and has the biggest dick in the world his mains bitches name is taylor
hes such a nigga noah
by fatherlax221 November 29, 2017
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A guy who is secretley a terrorist with a pedophile mustache and constantly masturbates to camel porn. He enjoys blowing stuff up including his girlfriend. He also one time stuck a piece of dynamite up his ass to get off.
"Dude I just saw Noah!"

"That Terrorist creep! Ewwww!"
by Charlesbronson November 09, 2012
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Noah is a somewhat overweight guy that causes everyone to pronounce his name by saying every syllable. He's also comedic at times, but only depending on the situation. Girls often like him, but he doesn't know it due to lack of self confidence.
girl 1: Hey its No-ah!
girl 2: No-ah!
guy: No-ah!
Noah : Oh hey guys...
by Uwould222 October 24, 2012
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A person who is a Boomer and likes kids too much. This person also likes to follow people home and peer through their windows,
by Noah Roscoe December 10, 2019
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A Thomas the tank engine lover, a sonic lover, be proud to have him in your life kind of person, he is a soft hearted person and if you break his heart the person closest outside of his family will break your face...
by shototodoroki25 June 04, 2020
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