Two words people use when they usually are going to say offensive and sometimes they don't even care that they've offended you when they know they have.
by SobyCoty September 3, 2022

1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016

The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.
"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"
by secretuser420 January 23, 2023

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 20, 2020

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
