sympathy get

when a girl only gets with a boy because they feel sorry for the boy. this is highly embarrassing if the girl has a conversation with the boy. explaining why it was a sympathy get.

olly, you were a sympathy get

by mr 9 o'clock February 7, 2022

Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip

News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.

Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Sympathy Blanket

A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.

“James you need to leave her, you’re turning into a sympathy blanket.”

by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022

sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.

"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."

by spyczech June 4, 2016

Sympathy

Sympathy is when you laugh at the joke someone made that nobody else laughed at cause it wasn't funny

"Haha"
"Damn thanks for the sympathy it made me feel better"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ November 15, 2019

Grief tragedy sympathy industry

Of the things the grief tragedy sympathy industry shows you on primetime TV, the coronavirus statistics seem dull this time of year because they are all year, but it takes something like extreme weather to wake people up.

The extreme weather is a refreshing thing to see after watching the same dull coronavirus numbers and statistics bullshit that is aired by the grief tragedy sympathy industry all year since 2020.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Sympathy handjob

When someone feels sorry for your situation and masturbates you no strings attached.

Daisy knew Erik was having a hard time since being dumped by his girlfriend and being sacked. She had a boyfriend who was away with the navy even so she started giving Erik a weekly sympathy handjob.

by PantsuGoblin May 8, 2023