Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

Dong Pocket

Another word the female genitalia

Jess said to Katie, “I want to put my dangler in your dong pocket.”

by Knot My Real Name February 16, 2018

human pocket

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.

Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.

by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012

pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014

Pocket Bottle

A bottle of liquor in which you take with you to typically to events in which they usually dont sell liquor or in which the establishment may sell liquor but it's over priced.

Example 1.

Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.

Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.

Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.

Example 2.

Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?

Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.

by Preston Walters September 21, 2009

run pockets

The act of robbing someone of all the contents in their pockets such as phone, wallet, any jewlwery, etc.

"Aye homie run pockets" or "he did what? Nah we gotta run his pockets"

by Budoze101 October 25, 2017

Pocket Anxiety

The feeling one gets when not having their hands in a hoodie or sweater pockets, and really wants to have them in there. This happens once the clothing has been removed and there are no pockets to put hands into.

"What's wrong with your hands?"

"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"

"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."

by Desmond Shoals December 19, 2008