Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem

She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!

by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Negative Nancy

The exact opposite of Positive Polly; Ian Bennett

Ian is really being a Negative Nancy today.

by Ash6 September 27, 2008

negative words

The universe it perfect. There is no meaning to any words, but some have less meaning than others. Please see the undictionary. The most meaningless are the negative words which not only have no reason for existence in this perfect universe, but are used to control people and make them feel inferior. Anything said using negative words could be said another way. There are also no positive words, as these are the opposite of negative words, and are used for the same reason, but in the opposite manner.

These are some examples of "negative words" that are pure power words used to control people. Inferior, wrong, stupid, bad, evil, sorry, crime, delinquent, dumb, foolish, grotesque, harm, fear, gastly, horrible, idiot, lame, mean, poor, queer, invalid, looser, malevolent, heinous, hideous.

by fred ressler September 24, 2008

Negative Tip

when you go to a restraunt and service is so bad you don't even pay your whole bill

that waiter sucks; she's definitely getting a negative tip!

by Murda, Killa, && Aunt Tina May 12, 2008

Negative fucks

The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.

If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.

by breakfst November 1, 2014

Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

by MikeTSa July 23, 2007