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crush nesting

When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.

For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.

In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.

2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
by Freez-E June 30, 2009
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Lady Nest

She just flashed her lady nest at the beach.
by Lynn Memore February 18, 2013
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Sausage Nest

A place where a sausage fest would take place.
"Hey Bro is the Sausage Nest ready for tomorrow night?"

OR

"Dude that World of Warcraft session at your Sausage Nest next week is going to be off the chain-hook!"
by Zen Zigwe February 9, 2014
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pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.
'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'
by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014
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Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.
1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.
by ItsKeith July 9, 2017
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mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.
My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?
by thermyte July 29, 2017
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Nested Turtle

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.
“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”
by CammyAlva June 24, 2018
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