When a menstruating woman sticks her hand down her pants, wipes her private parts and slaps you in the face.
I once upset a lady so much that she stuck her hands down her pants, slapped my face and gave me a "Neapolitan".
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Names as such because it contains vanilla, chocolate and strawberry in one package
Names as such because it contains vanilla, chocolate and strawberry in one package
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Man 1: Yo, I heard my buddy Eric gave Jessica a Neapolitan the other day!
Man 2: Holy shit, that's so hot! I gave one to my girlfriend lest week!
Man 2: Holy shit, that's so hot! I gave one to my girlfriend lest week!
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For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
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