night ops

the practice of carrying out an urban operation between the time of approximately 1:45 am and 3:00 am.

For a simple scouting mission ,you would need :
Mandatory Equipment-
-Flashlight, preferably with a red lense so your eyes will adjust better.
-Dark clothing, BDU's, whatever. It should match the environment you're operating in, so if you're going downtown woodland camo probably wouldn't be the best choice. Also, it's better if your pants and your shirt match, because if there is too much contrast between them it could make you a little more noticable.
-A good pair of shoes. They can be boots if you want to climb well and need good ankle support, or shoes if you want speed and stealth. I find the most important thing is that they be a good dark color, though. Some people say you should wear multiple layers of socks instead of shoes for ultimate speed and stealth, but that's just not my bag.
-A knife
-Gloves

by Deadtheories October 7, 2004

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jager night

a rowdy night of throwing up voilently, fighting friends, fighting cops, taking off your clothes, disappearing randomly, setting things on fire, random unprotected sex with people and/or animals, club hopping, doing drugs, urinating in strange or public places, having no fear, loss of consideration for your own well being or the well being for others, killing hookers, walking untold miles, etc. all due to being under the influence of jagermeister. the things you do on a jager night are usually told to you the following day if you are located and not in prison for numerous charges. you may also be able to avoid your sentencing by telling the judge that it was a jager night.

judge: "what do you have to say about your charges of vandalism, sodomy, three counts of manslaughter, robbery at gunpoint, grand theft auto... the list goes on and on..."

plantiff: "your honor... all i have to say for myself is that last night was one helll of a jager night."

judge: "why the hell didnt you say that in the first place!? not guilty! case closed! get this man out of my courtroom."

by steve_insane August 5, 2008

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Number Neighbour

The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.

Ex. What’s up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i can’t feel my left leg.

by Fuck eh August 3, 2019

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Neighga

Black fan of the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic. Derived from the words nigga and the noticeable sound from a horse. Technically the most accurate form of "bro"ny since they are black and like the show.

Yo dawg I hear Tyrone watches MLP these days just like Jamal.
Yea ock, those dudes are such Neighgas.

by jaxblade07 May 6, 2014

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Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

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