meat needle

It's a dick, dude.
Another name for a penis.

Nero played his meat needle as Rome burned.

by wesley scudworth January 07, 2006

needle dick

A dick so small that you can cut your finger on it.

We were taking a shower in the locker room the other day and that Josh kid's dick was so small that everyone calls him needle dick.

by Dread7447 July 25, 2005

Needle in a Haystack

when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.

You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.

by The Kofster October 29, 2008

poke needles

quick way of saying "doing needle drugs"

usually heroin

"lets go smoke weed and poke needles"

by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch April 01, 2018

needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 03, 2010

needle dick

A small Penis thin and stubby

Sean Phillips was found to have a needle dick when he got pants in a locker room

by T3h 0wner June 19, 2006