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nose nectar 

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid
I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake
nose nectar by Gadget King January 19, 2011

sweet butt nectar 

The combination of sweat and lubricant from anal sex.
*talking over the phone*

Geralt: So Zach, do you want some of her Sweet Butt Nectar?

Zach: Dude she can hear you

the devils nectar 

An african-american man's sexual fluid.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Cindy's new boyfriend?
Guy 2: Yes, he's an African-American, she must have acquired a taste for the devils nectar.

nerd nectar 

Caffeinated, sugary drink used by players of WOW, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic the Gathering and other nerd-games, or by Grad students in the weeks before finals.
How come the snack bar only has Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Monster Energy? Who drinks this nerd nectar, anyway?

Devil's Nectar 

ALCOHOL - The oldest mousetrap set by the Devil so as to take the souls of otherwise good people with unlimited, but now wasted potential.
• OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE DIE A YEAR IN THE USA ALONE FROM ALCOHOL DIRECTLY AND 6-8 MILLION INJURED. WHEN YOU'RE DONE READING THIS A DOZEN+ PPL WILL HAVE BEEN INJURED OR DIED FROM THIS LEGAL POISON.
• NO ONE HAS EVER EVER DIED OR BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED FROM CANNABIS BUT HAVE BEEN CURED AND IT HAS BEEN USED BY HUMANITY FOR JUST ABOUT THE WHOLE OF THE HOMO ERECTUS OR AT LEAST VERY PRIMITIVE HUMANS AND THERE IS NO DAMAGING OR HARMFUL HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENNING *ESPECIALLY* THOSE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO WHEN ALCOHOL HAS BEEN CONSUMED (just bc you hear the noise on the news and the standard line, "the driver was shown to have traces of marijuana in his system at the time of the car accident," as is often said by newsreaders on tv. The cannabis HAS NOTHING to do with the auto accident...did the other person have a phone on their ear? Were they hungover, or worse yet drunk? Heck, maybe it was an ACCIDENT in the truest sense. But since the at-fault driver is the one reported on as the 'bad guy' it just helps to sensationalize the stupid story if they can cap it off with that line.
Cousin Roy: "It's not surprising he's where he's

at after all the drunken trouble he gets into.

That's why me, I don't touch the Devil's

Nectar."

Me: "Yeah I agree, friend. I am not a fan myself.

I stick with God's Gift that he put onto this

Earth as naturally as the sunlight. That

wonderful calming plant known as

Cannabis."
Cousin Roy: "Yeah; I'm no mouse gettin caught

in the mousetrap set up to catch me and trap

me. Not to mention everything good that

happens, I have memories of it unlike, well,

those who partake in the consumption of the

Devil's Nectar. Weed4ever bro."

Flap Nectar 

The fluids produced by a woman's vagina when turned on.
"Roger loved to make a girl's beaver wet so he could drink her sweet flap nectar."
See also quim
Flap Nectar by jimmy87 September 18, 2013