Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker

"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019

nutscaping

taking photos of your balls in front of beautiful landscapes. a new genre of photography that attempts to rediscover the beauty of hairy balls by merging them on breathtaking scenes as another astronomic body (moon, sun, etc.).

look at that sunset, let's take down your pants and so some nutscaping!

by savorido December 29, 2015

Nutstachio

Don Lemon is alleged to have given a nutstachio to an unsuspecting victim after Lemon digitally manipulated his own scrotum and then placed his fingers under the alleged victim’s nose, and in his mustache.

A moustachioed man has brought suit against Don Lemon alleging that the Nutstachio Lemon gave him was non-consensual, unwelcome and particularly stinky.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

Nutstache

When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.

Extra points for waxing the ends.

“So what’s up with you, my man?”

“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020

Nutpacking

"NUTPACKING"

Is a new term to describe how liberals use the actions of one or a few to label a whole group, party or organization as Racist, illegitimate,fascist or dangerous.

Normal done during protest or debates to defend thier own narrative or agenda

Nutpacking

The truckers convoy is full of racists because we saw a confederate flag on the first weekend of the protest.

Yet, Mean while. Their own Prime Minister has been photographed wearing black face makeup and desecrating a indigenous

Head dress.

by Trudeauisatwattwaffle February 12, 2022

Vietnamese Nutpacker

During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.

“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”

“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.

by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019